We got to Columbia Falls, Montana last Friday afternoon. So glad we can actually call our children & grandchildren again, and have internet access! The 6 of us managed to have spots next to each other once again. Makes it nice since we always have dinner together, and sometimes breakfast and lunch too.
Columbia Falls is a small town. This is really evident when you read the police reports from the Kalispell and Flathead County Sheriff that is printed in their paper. This is definitely not Phoenix! Here are a few funny excerpts:- 10:02 a.m. A Kila woman thinks her neighbor stole her dog's pink camouflage collar.
- 5:10 a.m. A woman thought to be intoxicated called 911 when she couldn't find her cell phone. (How did she make the call?)
- 9:31 p.m. A Kalispell man said that the teeth he ordered didn't fit. He asked an officer to come out an look at them. (My advice is to never, ever order teeth from China)
- A "messed" up woman in jogging shorts was seen stumbling down Hwy 35 in Bigfork.
- 7:24 p.m. A Harmony Rd resident complained that a vicious dog barked and "pooped" in his yard.
- 9:45 a.m. A man on a riding lawn mower called in to report that 2 pit bulls abducted a cat and killed it. (Not too many cat abductions in Phoenix!)
- 7:59 p.m. An Olney man claimed his cat called 911. He then explained to a dispatcher that he was in need of money. (Maybe he can borrow some from his cat)
- 12:09 a.m. According to a Hungry Horse woman, 2 "really tall" men attempted to break into hear house, but left when they heard her cock her shotgun. (Good thinking on their part!)
Hope some of these made you chuckle! These are things you just can't make up!
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